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Vriska Serket
17 July 2016 @ 08:45 pm
You are VRISKA SERKET. Like all other HOMESTUCK characters, you store your possessions in a SYLLADEX, a video game inventory with theoretically unlimited space available. Your fetch modus is MAGIC 8 BALL, meaning you retrieve items through the help of your dark oracles, which you must work very hard not to BREAK. Temptation is a dangerous thing.

You have made this post to keep track of the various items you have collected in your time at DRAMADRAMADUCK! You will make it pretty later.

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Vriska Serket
06 April 2014 @ 12:57 pm
"This is Vriska! I've got more important things to do than pick up right now, so leave a message and I'll get back to you if I feel like it."

[ Vriska's personal handheld communication pod has voice, video, text, and instant messenger capabilities. Like Aradia, you might accidentally contact her in the wrong time period occasionally. ]
 
 
Vriska Serket
06 November 2011 @ 03:10 pm
9.  
What, is that all Halloween is?
Some stupid lame "haunted" mansion trying to scare us?
Pleeeeeeeease!
Ooh, a slamming door, I'm soooooooo scaaaaaaaared!
Oh nooo, the piano plays itself! I have the vapors!
Hahahahahahahaha.
We totally owned those ghosts' asses, right John?
No cowering under the 8ed crying for us!
We practically fell asleep from 8oredom!!!!!!!!
 
 
Vriska Serket
19 June 2011 @ 10:09 pm
[ LOMAT is a brightly-colored, tropical sort of place; Vriska is standing on a white sand beach, waves lapping onto the shore. If you look at the pink and orange sky closely, you'll see the outlines of what look to be continents and compasses, almost as if the sky was one giant map. (Spoilers, it is.) But this is not just any video post. This is a video post to show off swag.

Vriska is wearing a Fire Nation uniform; it's blue instead of scarlet, and the boots are bright red. Her eyeglasses are new as well, courtesy of one Regene; she didn't ask for a blacked-out lens, so she's wearing an eyepatch under the glasses on her left eye. She twirls around once with all the grace of someone who really doesn't give a fuck about being twee ]


This outfit is so cool, right???????? Azula just stopped by and dropped off shit like it was 12th Perigee's Eve or something!
 
 
Vriska Serket
14 June 2011 @ 07:40 pm
This is tooooooootally not as funny when you're the one hit 8y it ::::/
Okay, I guess my favorite virus was the one when I was d8ing John.
I don't actually pity him, 8efore you all start laughing at me!!!!!!!!
8ut it was fun, you know?
Watching stupid human movies and taking ridiculous photo8ooth pictures until John found an angle that didn't make his 8uck teeth look like a hoofbeast's.
And he really liked me a lot, which I guess was a nice change.

Oh you're shitting me, I still want to talk?
You mean that w8sn't the secret I was supposed to 8e going for????????
Man, fuck th8s!
Fiiiiiiiine.
I'm scared as shit of my lusus.
Happy?
 
 
 
Vriska Serket
05 June 2011 @ 12:08 am
[ Vriska is being so generous right now, you have no idea. She's dropping all the irons just to fulfill John's pleading request to spend even five minutes of her time with him! Is there any other kid as magnanimous as her? She DOUBTS it.

Either that, or she's grumpy and lonely enough to take him up on his offer to watch dorky human pirate movies with him. Three guesses as to what reason she'd give, and the first two don't count.

Anyway, for whatever reason, she's now sitting crosslegged on the couch, turning the DVD case over in her hands, waiting for him to set up the movie. ]


Is this really about that guy I met on the community?
 
 
Vriska Serket
29 May 2011 @ 09:17 pm
Woooooooow, this is just a day for relationships!
Karkat, are you shitting yourself in joy yet????????
Rolling around in a pile of shitty movies going "OOH, OOH, PICK ME, I CAN SOLVE ALL YOUR FUCKING INTERPERSONAL DISASTERS!"
Shoving your 8one 8ulge of caring down everyone's chitinous windholes.

Wow, what was I going to post a8out? Oh, right.

So first off everyone apparently figured out Kanaya pitied me ages ago.
Wow, guys! Congratulations on 8eing stupid lousy goddamn jerkoffs.
I 8et you all had tons of fun laughing 8ehind my 8ack a8out it!
Ughhhhhhhh anyway what happens now?
I mean we're not moirals any more and I don't pity her 8ack 8ut... I dunno, it seems pretty stone cold retarded to just ignore her all the time!
8ut she's kiiiiiiiinda pissed at me I think. Actually really pissed!
So? Come on, I've got my note taking pen all ready to take down whatever insuffera8le paragraphs you wanna throw at me!
 
 
Vriska Serket
19 May 2011 @ 10:31 pm
4.  
That was a stupid virus and you're all stupid for thinking it was real!!!!!!!!
I mean, John is soooooooo l8me.
::::(
It's em8arrassing even to think a8out it!!!!!!!!
 
 
Vriska Serket
11 May 2011 @ 12:34 pm
3.  
John, you are making life very difficult for me!!!!!!!!
All I'm trying to do is get out my rocket 8oots.
8ut I keep getting that stupid mouse8east hat instead!
It is much less useful. A million times less useful!
This human thing a8out souvenirs is still really weird. This is useless as far as armor goes! And it's useless as far as looking cool goes.

Maaaaaaaan, getting things out of my sylladex was so much easier when I still had all the luck ::::(
 
 
Vriska Serket
02 May 2011 @ 11:48 pm
[ What's this? It's Vriska, napping on a pile of broken magic 8 balls, in what seems to be a white fairy dress. The peaceful scene is interrupted when Tavros, dressed in a green Peter Pan-style outfit and driving a flying red car, comes crashing through the wall and gets caught in a giant spiderweb.

Just roll with it.

Anyway, Vriska wakes up as Tavros falls out onto the floor. She seems to be following her own internal monologue, as she gets a grin on her face that is somewhere between enchanting and predatory. She nudge-kicks his head with her foot a few times, throws a handful of glitter in his face, then lifts him up by his collar.

He TREMBLES WITH TERROR, but then she yanks him in and kisses him???????? okay yeah that's a reason to be terrified, as his FACE OF UTMOST HORROR indicates. She dumps him unceremoniously on the floor, puts her hands to her head, and he looks for a moment like he's utterly infatuated-- but she drops that pretty quick, kicking him again for good measure ]